Haldo! We know that even though I am awesome and completed the Peasant's Quest in an amazingly awesomely shortly ... er, short amount of time, some of yous need adult brandy underwears when you even think about the Trogdor burninating in the night. So idiots, here is awesome about dragon. (Saint George is still awesome still.) {Don't forget the Videlectrix and their Trogotrailer.}
Solution for you mans ... humans ... whatever!
Do you wants it or not?
Watch the intro.
Talk to Knight.
* He inform you that you needs to
-- stink, like a peasant;
-- dress, like a peasant; and
-- be on fire, like a peasant.
* We have quite a job to do. You need
-- the Belt of Kerrek;
-- the Robe of Peasantry; and
-- to be on fire.
First, go to your house and look at rocks. There is a map.
Next, go to the hut with the berries. Open door.
Once inside, talk and take bag to get the chicken feed.
Search each bush outside by walking up and take bush. Get trinket.
Go to Western side of lake. Take pebbles.
Go to Eastern side of lake. Throw feed. The Innkeeper, he comes in.
Go to the Well. Put the rocks in the bucket. Turn crank. You have the maskus.
Go South and talk to the archer. Haldo!
Go to Gary the Horse. Use the mask to scare Gary. Go West.
Say "Haldo!" to the archer. Take arrow for arrowing.
Go to archery. (It looka likea wagon wheels on mapa.) Give trinket.
Win game by practice shooting.
Take SuperTime FunBow. (Like Tae Bo, only funner.)
Find Kerrek. He on tracks on map.
Kill Kerrek.
Look Kerrek.
You has a Belt of Kerrek. Use it and stink!
It raining. Go to cracked ground. Walk over mud to fall in.
Go to hay bale. (Hide!)
Going South to take Jharod treasure gold.
Say, NO! not me take your goldens riches.
Take riches to Lady in berry hut. Take baby!
Go to Western lake shore. Throw baby. Good baby!
Go to well. Put baby in bucket. Turn crank. Good baby!
Go to hut with broken door. Look hut.
Take stone. Use baby. Goodbye baby.
Enter hut. Open drawer. Take robe. Close drawer.
You has the Robe of Peasantry! Use it and dress!
Go to Inn. Look mans. Take pills.
Get a room.
It is night. Take pot. RUN!
Go south to burninated tree lamp.
Catch fire, like peasant.
Go to knight. Talk. He move.
Enter cave.
Climb mountain.
Enter cave.
Walk Easterly.
* Give sub to keeper for TrogShield.
* Give soda to keeper for TrogHelmet.
* Give pills to keeper for TrogSword.
Enter cave.
Use TrogSword.
Burninator awake! Talka the Trogdor!
Swallow hard.
Wait.
Die.

And you thought that you could defeat Trogdor! Impossible! But atleast there is the potential to become statuary. Oh, and the land is save.

Except for that TROGDOR aliving!


You should have 150 points. (Maybe 152.) Did we miss something?

You figured out the A Peasant's Quest; you can figure out my emails. Oh, wait...

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